All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
How external is "for external use only"?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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