He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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