hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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