What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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