Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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