my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
