I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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