it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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