I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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