what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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