Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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