Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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