i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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