found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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