I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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We just shotgunned beers for America
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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