the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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