ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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