I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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