We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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