mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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