and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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