I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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