do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
