Me too!
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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