I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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