I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
The ass gains better be worth it
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