This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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