I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Acid is not a monday night drug
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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