His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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