This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is it because I queefed?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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