quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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