Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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