Porn is love you can see.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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