Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Send help, water and tortillas.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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