who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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