I want to walk on stilts...naked
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My dick has a subreddit
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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