i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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