Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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