Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Don't make out with my wife yet
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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