all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
