She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Fuck appropriateness.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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