There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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