Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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