How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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