those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
