Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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