i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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