i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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