hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
