Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Party on wayne
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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