weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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