Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I am naked and annoyed.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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