this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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